1. Sean "Puffy" Feet. This is how I describe my edema.
2. Egg Bagelly Jr. This pleases me to no end. Plus I've been saying it a lot since our refrigerator has been dead and we've had to eat out for breakfast, lunch and dinner for two weeks. And the thing is, it's not like it even works on more than one level, because I don't get any junior-sized anything. It's a full-on size for sure!