Friday, May 11, 2007

Snidbits from today

The brevity you appreciate from a snippet; the meatyness you love from a tidbit.

1. At 3 o'clock in the morning, everything on TV is creepy. It's flipping between red ants eating slugs that never had a chance (they're all meat) and Rachael Ray drinking margaritas (oddly creepy) and the X-Files where a vomit monster heals the wounded.

2. Trying to find a nice hotel that's fairly inexpensive to reserve a block of 15 rooms for a wedding, yes, I'm the one getting married, oh, why thank you very much, is time-consuming, difficult and annoying.

3. Jeffrey called me on 2 different phones, 3 times, to have this conversation:
Him: Hey. You might get called in today.
Me: Why?
Him: Did you hear the news about the pope?
Me: DID HE DIE???
Him: Well, he has the birdflu.
Me: What?!
Him: He got it from the cardinal.

I got off the phone with a hotel lady for this.

- shakes head -

1 comment:

Maliavale said...

That took me a second, but ... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!